Hey there.
Mornin'all. Sat here in my free periods on a Tuesday morning. The weather looks pretty bad; but then I'm not outside, so who cares? I really hate the school keyboards too - at least half of them have a space bar thatcoulddriveamaninsane. Aside from that, then, I'm pretty good. It's my birthday tommorow! Though I'm not particularly excited, really; I'll be 17...so what? All the cool stuff comes at 16 and 18, and I have yet to do any of the 16+ stuff anyway. Might get some cool stuff, though. You know how incredibly hard it is to find a Firefly T-Shirt? Even a Serenity one? But anyway. I've changed the site a bit for you lowlives with Internet Explorer. I don't know how you live without tabs. Could you even call that living? I think not. Oh well, I've realised that this paragraph will have been (a) boring and uninteresting,and (b) not entertaining in the least. You people don't pay me enough.
Coming up, our special report.
The World in Crisis...but more on that later. Well this bit of the update is written later. It's like, almost half twelve now. Any reasonable person would only just be getting out of bed. No Maths today! How tragic. I'll just have to do some in my head, like working out how 2 + 2 can equal 5. Big Brother says it does, so it must be true! By the way, does any one like the new website? I assume only 3 people will ever see this, and they'll be on my contact list anyway, but still, you can "MSN" me at themightyoaktree at hotmail dot com. I have a Jabber account somewhere, but seein' as noone I know understands the concept of Open Source, it's wasted. Now you see John; what a waste of space that guy is. Doesn't even know what the Hex code for black is! Oh, happy birthday to people born in November!